Tuesday 10 March 2015

A TRUE LIFE STORY

This is a true life story. Whether you'll believe or disbelieve it, I shall tell you still.

It was a cool evening and the small hotel that stood somewhere around Ogba, Lagos, boomed with loud music.

People milled around. Some were seated in threes or fours on plastic chairs around plastic tables. Some unfortunate fish that had just lost their lives wore carnations of onion ring necklaces and swam in the company of Otazi leaves inside china bowls of spicy soups.

Booze in green and brown bottles decorated the tables just as fumes from cigarettes and jedi kara(ask your neighbour what that is!) perfumed and clouded the nightclub-like atmosphere.

Then, the SUV drove in and parked before the large gate. A fairly huge man with a grey beardy tuft leading his face in front appeared from the driver's side. He looked like the King of Banana Island and smelled like the bulk room at Zenith Bank .

Alighting from the passenger's seat, was a young lady of about 20. She was so fair complexioned that she seemed to illuminate the night. Standing on a pair of stilettos the height of a scaffolding, she wore two articles of clothings....two handkerchiefs...one handkie drew a line over her bosom and the other struggled with her g-string in a PDP/APC-like tussle.

Arm in arm, they walked in...not stopping to join the open air party downstairs, but mounted the staircase at the corner of the hotel building- and then, they were gone.

About an hour later, a man arrived on a motorbike. He stood at the corner of the gate and made a call on his mobile phone.

A few minutes later, the young lady hurried downstairs and walked briskly toward the man at the gate. And then squeezing a wad of crisp currency notes into the man's waiting hand, she said.

"Papa, take four thousand naira, and help me give mama six thousand. We go see tomorrow morning".

The man mounted the motorbike and was gone, while his daughter hurried back up the stairs.

THE END.

KUNLE OMOPE.
Photo from tripadvisor.com

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