OF TIMELORDS AND FIRE-EATERS

** OF TIMELORDS AND FIRE-EATERS **

Talents abound all around us. But there are so many that have remained untapped. I shall quickly tell you about two of the ones I have noticed.

1. *** TIMELORDS ***

There are these rare species of human beings whom without antennas sticking out of their heads like cockroaches , can pick up subtle and subliminal aromas in the air, even when they are many miles away from the arena of the main event.

Sorry if I lost you there. I mean those set of peeps who walk into your house/room as soon as your pot of food is climbing down the fire.

Some of them even have so much faith in this 'divine' gift of theirs that they carry spoons around in their pockets!

"Greater faith hath no man like a timelord"

RECOMMENDATION: I suggest that the incoming government employ these timelords to sniff out public officers who have just finished cooking a pot of red stew corruptio-pepperoni.

Sai GMB, take note.

2. *** FIRE-EATERS ***

They aren't magicians but magicians envy their talents.

In my opinion, a freshly cooked pot of beans is a good reminder of what hell fire will be like. Yet, some guys are so skilled at swallowing spoonfuls of hot beans, hot rice, hot porridge..or flaming balls of eba, semo and even the almighty fiery amala.

They accomplish this feat with no tears in their eyes or smoke rising up from their ears.

If you have had the unfortunate opportunity of feasting with them from the same bowl, you fittint belleful, lai lai!!

RECOMMENDATION: These kind of people will function well, if selected as members of the jury to try corrupt politicians, as I am sure that whatever shred of mercy resident in their hearts have gone through the fire.

Sai GMB take note again.

So if you have any of these talents, I congratulate you. A great political appointment awaits you.

KUNLE OMOPE.

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