Monday 5 January 2015

KOREKT COUNSELOR (ARTICLE:HUMOUR)

*********** KOREKT COUNSELOR ************

Young man: Sir, I am looking for a wife.

Counsellor: What kind of lady would you like to meet?

Young man: (looks up dreamily) I want a natural, beautiful, tall, sexy, fair skinned, intelligent lady with dimples, shoulder length virgin hair and an hour glass shape. She must be able to speak impeccable English in a sonorous accent. In addition, she must be able to cook local and continental dishes, must be very good in doing domestic chores. She must not be talkative, neither should she nag or get angry easily. Also she must be motherly, submissive, obedient and must have the fear of God. Can you help me find her sir?

Counsellor: Sure. (He gets up from his table and pulls out a long, very sharp dagger and approaches the young man.

Youngman: (scared) what do you want to do sir?

Counsellor: Relax, just raise your shirt, I want to tear your chest open and get you a rib, so that you can create the lady you are looking for!

There is no perfect woman anywhere. Love your woman sincerely and she will give you happiness.

KUNLE OMOPE.

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